"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"
"Pretty impressive, huh?"
(Source: hotwinger, via cumfort)
(Source: burgerlords, via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)
"dinner is ready"
sleep is for the people without internet access
sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go
i’m gonna make you famous
(Source: magnacarterholygrail, via pizza)
when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
(Source: hoeirl, via damn-funny)
why does this girl have a vagina on her chest
I would take a bullet for me
me: *waves at a dog being walked*
dog’s owner: *waves at me*
“i dont care about looks”
YOU’RE A LIAR
YOU ARE LYING
(Source: estpolis, via hotboyproblems)
It’s really nice when people actually start the conversations first bc it makes me feel like they really do care about me