~*Ignore these four words*~

Apr 16

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foodchewer:

today sucked but at least pasta still exists

(via cumfort)

tsunamiwavesurfing:

onkay:

tsunamiwavesurfing:

bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing

Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off

your ex already did

(via magic-fishes-starkid--wishes)

tiorickyaoi:

"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"image

"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"image

"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"

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"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"

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"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"

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(via cumfort)

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worldpeaces:

do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years

(via cumfort)

tommogranate:

me taking tests in school

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(via lolsofunny)

sherlocksmyth:

how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?

(via screw-happilyeverafter)

i-just-go:

Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the Arizona-Mexico border fence.
Borders seem so silly sometimes.

i-just-go:

Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the Arizona-Mexico border fence.

Borders seem so silly sometimes.

(via goldenxbutthole)

inbox:

why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit

(via cumfort)

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darrynek:

my parents and i go way back

(Source: panerasexual, via pizza)

vegetarain:

ultrannoying:

nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot

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(via 100kplusnotes)

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

alapoet:

the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry

(Source: blowsive, via magic-fishes-starkid--wishes)

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