someone is going to say “i have to go to the moon” in a bored, defeated tone one day
he looks like off brand arin hanson. like store brand. this is like the walmart version of egoraptor.
supernatural isn’t about two brothers?? It’s about a guy’s hair that keeps travelling around the usa… and its character development is incredible. We see it growing every year, changing style, moving on…
I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY
i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now
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i think google just found me my new favourite gif
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you know you’ve achieved true greatness when the advertisement before your video is FOR your video
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”
i love fall colors and fall drinks and fall activities and fall weather and fall clothes but most of all i love fall out boy
#thnks fr th pmpkn spc ltte
no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.
Do you ever have that moment when a kid is looking at you and you realize that they’re looking at you as a grown up? Then its like no child im a children too, dont. Im sorry my outward appearance confuses you.
I laughed too hard at this
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