~*Ignore these four words*~

Aug 01

concentration-lamp:

"Sir do you realize you were going 110 miles per hour in a school zone?"

"Pretty impressive, huh?"

(Source: hotwinger, via cumfort)

(Source: burgerlords, via gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs)

officialfrenchtoast:

"dinner is ready"

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(via gnarly)

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fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

(via hotboyproblems)

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slay-z:

sometimes i feel like people with a whole lot of followers see a good post by someone without a whole lot of followers and go 

i’m gonna make you famous

(Source: magnacarterholygrail, via pizza)

bootybar:

when ur family come over for dinner and ask what youve been up to
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(via trust)

(via stability)

(Source: hoeirl, via damn-funny)

taggedcute:

why does this girl have a vagina on her chest

taggedcute:

why does this girl have a vagina on her chest

(via damn-funny)

dampsandwich:

I would take a bullet for me

(via cumfort)

beyonceprivilege:

me: *waves at a dog being walked*

dog’s owner: *waves at me*

me:

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(via onlylolgifs)

“i dont care about looks”

LIAR

YOU’RE A LIAR

YOU ARE LYING

(Source: estpolis, via hotboyproblems)

dlubes:

acidicmoons:

It’s really nice when people actually start the conversations first bc it makes me feel like they really do care about me

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(via pizza)