today sucked but at least pasta still exists
bitches ain’t even 5’5” demandin a 6’3” nigga like “pick someone your own size” ain’t a thing
Im 5’2” and my ex is 6’4” step off
your ex already did
"i need a movie where there are kickass female characters"
"i need a movie where the main characters aren’t attractive"
"i need a movie with annoying talking animals"
"i need a movie where the main character lives in a swamp"
"i need a movie that has all star by smash mouth on the soundtrack"
do you ever just want to hold someone in your arms for about 37 years
me taking tests in school
how come it’s cool for snakes to spit venom and unhinge their jaw to swallow people whole, but when i do it, i’m the “antichrist” and i need an “exorcism”?
Americans and Mexicans playing volleyball over the Arizona-Mexico border fence.
Borders seem so silly sometimes.
why do teapots scream like wtf shut the hell up you piece of shit
my parents and i go way back
(Source: panerasexual, via pizza)
nice legs daisy dukes makes a mango doot doot
the lunar eclipse condensed to 3 seconds, for those of you who had clouds or are in a hurry
(Source: blowsive, via magic-fishes-starkid--wishes)